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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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