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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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