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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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