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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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