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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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