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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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