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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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