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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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