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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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