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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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