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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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