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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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