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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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