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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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