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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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