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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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