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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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