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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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