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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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