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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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