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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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