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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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