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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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