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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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