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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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