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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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