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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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