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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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