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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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