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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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