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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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