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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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