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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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