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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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