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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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