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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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