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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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