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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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