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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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