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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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