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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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