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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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