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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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