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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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