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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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