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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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