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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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