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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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