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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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