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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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