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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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