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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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