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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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