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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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