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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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